Description

Some mornings call for coffee before conversation—and this tee says it with a little graveyard humor. The vintage-style design features a grim reaper holding a steaming mug beneath the message “Death or Horribles—Coffee First, Then You,” making it a natural fit for devoted caffeine drinkers, dark-humor fans, baristas, and anyone who treats their first cup like a daily ritual. Printed on a lightweight, classic-fit cotton shirt with a comfortable crew neckline, it works for slow weekend mornings, coffee runs, casual meetups, and Halloween-season gatherings. The smooth fabric gives the artwork a clean finish, while the durable construction keeps this tongue-in-cheek coffee statement ready for many mornings ahead.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
– Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
– Tubular knit construction without side seams
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors