Shop – Primitive Guy

Taxation Is Theft Mug – Bold Libertarian Coffee Cup – Black Mug (11oz, 15oz)

primitiveguy — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 04:24:39 +0000

Start your day with a dose of caffeine and a shot of truth. This bold black-and-white ceramic mug features a striking minimalist illustration: a government figure pointing a gun with a dollar sign speech bubble, aimed at a distressed citizen—framed by the unapologetic message: TAXATION IS THEFT.

Perfect for liberty-minded thinkers, political junkies, and anyone who enjoys stirring the pot while stirring their coffee. Whether at home or the office, this mug makes a statement that won’t go unnoticed.

Details:

11oz or 15oz ceramic mug

High-contrast, durable print

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Printed on both sides

Ships fast from a freedom-first shop

Sip boldly. Speak freely.

Warm your soul with a nice cuppa out of this black ceramic mug. Customize with cool designs, photos, or logos to make that “aaahhh!” moment even better. It’s BPA and lead-free, microwave and dishwasher-safe, and made of black durable ceramic and available in 11-ounce and 15-ounce sizes. The high-quality sublimation printing makes this black ceramic mug the perfect gift for your true coffee, tea, or hot chocolate lover.Please note: There is a subtle variance between the shade of the black color of the mug and the default black background of the print file.
.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Microwave and dishwasher safe
.: Lead and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China

Taxation Is Theft Mug – Bold Libertarian Coffee Cup – Black Mug (11oz, 15oz)

primitiveguy — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 04:24:35 +0000

Details:

11oz or 15oz ceramic mug

High-contrast, durable print

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Printed on both sides

Ships fast from a freedom-first shop

Sip boldly. Speak freely.

Agape Greek Love Hoodie – Minimalist Faith Design, Unisex Comfort Fit – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

primitiveguy — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 04:24:23 +0000

Celebrate timeless love with this cozy hoodie featuring the Greek word ἀγάπη — the highest form of love, rooted in faith and selflessness. Printed in authentic Greek lettering with a minimalist dove and olive branch design, this piece blends ancient meaning with modern style.

Perfect for quiet reflection, bold witness, or everyday wear, it’s a subtle yet powerful statement of what matters most.

Details:

Unisex fit – soft, midweight fleece

Available in Black, Heather Gray, Forest Green, Sand, and Vintage Washes

Printed with eco-friendly inks

Ideal for faith-based gifting, Bible study groups, or personal inspiration

The Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear, the Gildan 18500 is a reliable choice that balances comfort and longevity.

Disclaimer:
– Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: The Gildan 18500 is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee’s dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Psalm 23 Wall Art – Christian Shepherd Poster, Scripture Print, Inspirational Bible Verse Decor – Framed Poster, Multi-Color

primitiveguy — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 04:24:17 +0000

Bring timeless comfort and faith into your home with this beautifully designed Psalm 23 poster. Featuring a serene shepherd overlooking his flock, this artwork captures the heart of one of the most beloved passages in Scripture: “The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.”

Perfect for living rooms, prayer spaces, offices, or as a thoughtful gift, this poster blends spiritual inspiration with artistic elegance. Its calming imagery and powerful message make it a meaningful addition to any Christian household or church setting.

Details:

High-quality print with vivid colors and crisp detail

Available in multiple sizes to fit your space

Ideal for framing or gifting to loved ones

A faith-filled reminder of God’s guidance and peace

Whether you’re decorating your home, gifting a friend, or adding to your spiritual collection, this Psalm 23 shepherd poster is a daily reminder of hope, trust, and divine care.
Made to bring custom style into any home, these personalized posters are a great tool to enhance your surroundings. Featuring a hand-crafted wooden frame, these print-on-demand posters accommodate your designs are printed with top-tier Mimaki UV inks, and come ready for hanging right out of the box.
.: Materials: 200 gsm semi-gloss coated paper, clear Perspex insert cover
.: Horizontal and vertical options available
.: Hand-crafted wooden frame
.: Ready for hanging

Mug – Greek Christogram – The Name Above Every Name – Christian Coffee Cup – Faith Gift – Bible Verse Mug 11oz

primitiveguy — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 04:24:13 +0000

Honor the name above every name with this minimalist Christian mug featuring the sacred Greek letters ΙΗΣ — a timeless abbreviation of Jesus’ name. Beneath it, the phrase “The Name Above Every Name” evokes Philippians 2:9–11, reminding us of Christ’s exalted place in every believer’s heart.

This high-contrast design is perfect for morning devotionals, church offices, or gifting to pastors, Bible study leaders, and loved ones. Whether you’re sipping coffee or reflecting on Scripture, this mug brings reverence and conversation to every sip.

Details:

Available in 11oz size

Glossy black ceramic with white text

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Designed for Christian homes, ministries, and gift-giving

Great for birthdays, holidays, or encouragement gifts

Why You’ll Love It:

Bold Greek symbolism meets modern simplicity

Sparks meaningful conversations about faith

A daily reminder of Jesus’ power and presence

The Lord Is My Shepherd Mug – Modern Script Mug 11oz

primitiveguy — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 04:24:06 +0000

Start your day with faith and warmth. This elegant ceramic mug features “The Lord is my shepherd” in modern script — a timeless reminder of comfort and trust. Perfect for morning devotionals, gifting, or everyday encouragement.

Sleek white script on black background

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Great for Christian gifts, home, or office

Details:

Available in 11oz size

Glossy black ceramic with white text

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Designed for Christian homes, ministries, and gift-giving

Great for birthdays, holidays, or encouragement gifts

Self-Governed Mostly T-Shirt A031

primitiveguy — Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:44:35 +0000

Gildan® 64000

Adult T-Shirt

Gildan Softstyle®

4.5 oz/yd² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Product Features

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface

Narrow width, rib collar

Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability

Modern classic fit, seamless body

High-performing recycled tear-away label

Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions

Gildan partners with Better Cotton to improve cotton farming globally

Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

We reduce plastic waste by the removal of polybags from all products except color White

Modern classic Fit

2ND Protects the 1ST T-Shirt – A001

primitiveguy — Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:44:22 +0000

Make a statement that speaks volumes. This bold monochrome tee features a rugged 1911 pistol and five powerful icons representing the freedoms protected by the First Amendment—speech, press, religion, assembly, and petition. The message is clear: the Second Amendment stands guard over the First. Perfect for liberty lovers, veterans, patriots, and anyone who values constitutional rights. Designed with impact in mind, this shirt is ideal for rallies, range days, or everyday wear. Design Features: Bold distressed typography: “2ND PROTECTS THE 1ST” Detailed 1911 pistol illustration Four simplified First Amendment icons: Press (newspaper) Speech (megaphone) Assembly (group of people) Religion (cross)

Gildan® 64000

Adult T-Shirt

Gildan Softstyle®

4.5 oz/yd² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Product Features

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface

Narrow width, rib collar

Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability

Modern classic fit, seamless body

High-performing recycled tear-away label

Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions

Gildan partners with Better Cotton to improve cotton farming globally

Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

We reduce plastic waste by the removal of polybags from all products except color White

Modern classic Fit

Chains Wrapped in Laws Liberty Tee – A039

primitiveguy — Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:44:16 +0000

Make a powerful statement with this minimalist liberty-themed t-shirt. Featuring the bold phrase “Chains wrapped in laws are still chains,” this design challenges the illusion of freedom under legal restraint. Perfect for patriots, free thinkers, and anyone who values truth over conformity. Printed on soft, high-quality fabric with a clean, impactful layout — ideal for rallies, podcasts, or everyday wear.

Gildan® 64000

Adult T-Shirt

Gildan Softstyle®

4.5 oz/yd² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Product Features

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface

Narrow width, rib collar

Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability

Modern classic fit, seamless body

High-performing recycled tear-away label

Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions

Gildan partners with Better Cotton to improve cotton farming globally

Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

We reduce plastic waste by the removal of polybags from all products except color White

Modern classic Fit

When Seconds Count Tee – Bold Self-Defense & Liberty Statement Shirt – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

primitiveguy — Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:44:09 +0000

Gildan® 64000 Adult T-Shirt Gildan Softstyle® 4.5 oz/yd² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton Product Features Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface Narrow width, rib collar Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability Modern classic fit, seamless body High-performing recycled tear-away label Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions Gildan partners with Better Cotton to improve cotton farming globally Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes We reduce plastic waste by the removal of polybags from all products except color White Fit Modern classic